| Ben: | brolita. |
| Me: | Baberaham lincoln |
| Ben: | Fartin' van buren. |
| Me: | Molester A Arthur |
| Ben: | Howard shaft. |
| Me: | Ulysses S Cunt |
| Ben: | Groper cleveland. |
| Me: | Rutherford B Gays |
| Lyndon Bangs Johnson | |
| Dwight D Eisenblower | |
| Ronald Rapin' | |
| George W BUSH | |
| Bill Clinton | |
| The Great Fapsby | |
| Great Sexpectations | |
| David CopAFeel | |
| A Tale of Two Titties | |
| Ben: | Jimmy sharter |
| A midsummer night's wet dream | |
| Me: | Frederick Jugslass |
| Moby Dick | |
| Ben: | Moby's dick. |
| Me: | A tale of harpooning big white whales |
| Ben: | Set to electronica |
| Me: | Call me Jizzmael |
| Ben: | Fuckfest at Tiffany's |
| Me: | Nineteen Eighty Whore |
| Ben: | Four whores and seven beers ago... |
| Me: | Nothing to fear but beer itself |
| Ben: | Tears for queers |
| Me: | Give me liberty or give me meth |
| Ben: | No penetration without contraception |
| Me: | The shit heard round the world |
| Ben: | Don't shoot until you see the whites of their thighs |
| Me: | Walk softly and carry a big dick |
| Ben: | The battle of little kidporn |
| Me: | Geroniho |
| Ben: | American midol |
| Me: | Benjamin Wanklin |
| Lol and order - WTF | |
| Ben: | Phallus in wonderland |
| Me: | The clit in the hat |
| Ben: | Chaste makes waste |
| Me: | The balls are in your court |
| Ben: | Adam & Yves |
| Me: | And God said let there be light, and there was light. And God saw that the light was hood |
| Ben: | In the beginning was the bird, and the bird was with god and the bird was god |
| Me: | Lot's wife: dildo of salt |
| Ben: | The dry boner of ezekiel |
| The panama anal | |
| Me: | The great wall of vagchina |
| Ben: | Ayers cock |
| Me: | Let bygonads be bygonads |